At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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