I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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