I bet he comes in French.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
