Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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