Dual....:-)
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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