1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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