i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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