just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
