So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I intend to get homeless drunk
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize