Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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