We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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