just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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