He is an equal opportunity slut.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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