he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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