dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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