I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have aggressive nipples.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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