So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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