Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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