elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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