You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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