My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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