I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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