I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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