absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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