check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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