I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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