Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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