what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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