This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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