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Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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