can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
