Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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