party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and she was petting her beer can
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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