How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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