so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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