So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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