ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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