You just made me feel so damn special
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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