i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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