so explain again why im purple
no
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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