Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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