I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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