i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
