You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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