I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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