he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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