obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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