Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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