You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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