You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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