The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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