if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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