Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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