my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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