we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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