she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
we should paint friendship bongs
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