i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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