Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
