so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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