it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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